# Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightgown. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
# I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
# I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
# Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
# I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
# I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
# I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
# I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
# I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
# I will think of a password other than "password."
# I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
# When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
# I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine.
# Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
# Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.
# Learn what the hell "resolution" means.
# Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
# I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
# I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
# Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
# I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
# I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
# I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
# I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
# I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
# I will think of a password other than "password."
# I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
# When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
# I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine.
# Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
# Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.
# Learn what the hell "resolution" means.
# Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
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