Thursday, December 31, 2009

Some...err.. different New Years Resolutions!! Happy New Year!

# Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightgown. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

# I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

# I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

# Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.

# I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....

# I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.

# I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).

# I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

# I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

# I will think of a password other than "password."

# I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

# When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

# I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine.

# Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

# Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

# Learn what the hell "resolution" means.

# Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

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